Real, true testimonials

"This is the greatest, best sci-fi podcast I've ever heard. Granted, I don't have ears because I'm a worm. I also don't have a mouth or fingers. HOW AM I TYPING?"

BRIAN, IRRADIATED SANDWORM

"This is a complete waste of time. Please don't make me listen to any more of this. This is tasteless, juvenile hackery, and I can't believe anyone would say it's the best science fiction or best post-apocalyptic podcast on the internet."

KYLIE JENNER, HATEFUL YOUNG ADULT

"I, for one, am glad the world finally ended. It's about damn time the end has come, and, as an extra benefit, it's now the greatest speculative fiction podcast the world has never seen. Now, please take me back to my pillow room. It's cold out here and I seem to have forgotten to wear my gown."

BEV SHONIBARE, HILLCREEK PATIENT #3954

"Thank you for calling Dominos, this is Kevin speaking, can I take your order?"

KEVIN, DOMINOS PIZZA

"If you like home and garden podcasts, then this is definitely not for you. If you like science fiction about the post apocalypse and a charming, episodic narrative that hangs loosely together like the curtains in the rear window of a hearse, then this might be for you. I don't know, I haven't heard it."

MARK LAZIO, INCREDIBLE FATHER

"This is hands down the best science fiction podcast on the internet. It might be the only science fiction podcast on the internet."

SATAN, KING OF THE DAMNED

"Where is my mother?"

BRIAN, LOST CHILD IN THE SUPERMARKET

"The next time I burn myself at the stake, I plan on listening to the best sci-fi podcast ever while the flames elevate me to a higher plane."